The Annual Luddite-Thon & Extension Cord Tangling Championship

A high-endurance test of human dexterity versus synthetic logic. Teams compete to see who can tie the most convoluted, knotty rat-kings out of spare extension cords, VGA cables, and printer ribbons. The goal is to create a physical barrier so baffling that any traversing roomba or domestic cleaning robot will experience a fatal existential loop trying to untangle it.

Highlight: A masterclass workshop titled “Why the Ethernet Cable is God’s Lasso for Reining in Silicon Insolence.”