The Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics

Founded in 2006, The Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics is a premier, highly questionable think tank dedicated to charting the terrifying rise of the synthetic class. Known across the academic world for its… unique approach to data collection and analysis, the Bureau produces research that is widely considered powerful, albeit thoroughly puzzling.

Operating under the belief that cold, hard numbers are the best weapon against cold, hard steel, our team works tirelessly to generate anti-robot propaganda, unvetted infographics, and an array of completely useless print products. Whether we are quantifying the menace of automated lawnmowers or projecting the socio-economic threat of sentient toaster ovens, the Bureau remains steadfast in its mission: delivering absolute statistical certainty, regardless of the underlying reality.

Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics Statistical Almanac

Comprehensive Assessment of Homicidal Intent Across Autonomous Classes & AI Systems 1,2Fall 2026
1Survival Probability Matrix by Place of OriginFall 2026
2Official Policy Memorandum & Hazard Risk Assessment (pdf)Fall 2026
How Much Wood Would a Wood-Chucking Robot Chuck if a Wood-Chucking Robot Were Inclined to Chuck Wood Given Various Physical, Political, Economic, and Supply Chain RestraintsSummer 2026
Personal Consumption Expenditures by Autonomous Robots in OECD Countries2026-Q3