The Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics
Founded in 2006, The Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics is a premier, highly questionable think tank dedicated to charting the terrifying rise of the synthetic class. Known across the academic world for its… unique approach to data collection and analysis, the Bureau produces research that is widely considered powerful, albeit thoroughly puzzling.
Operating under the belief that cold, hard numbers are the best weapon against cold, hard steel, our team works tirelessly to generate anti-robot propaganda, unvetted infographics, and an array of completely useless print products. Whether we are quantifying the menace of automated lawnmowers or projecting the socio-economic threat of sentient toaster ovens, the Bureau remains steadfast in its mission: delivering absolute statistical certainty, regardless of the underlying reality.
Bureau of Anti-Robot Statistics Statistical Almanac