Form BARS-401: Application Submission Cover Sheet

This text template represents the physical cover page that candidates must print, manually type/fill out, and attach to the front of their 280gsm physical application package.

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THE BUREAU OF ANTI-ROBOT STATISTICS
THE ANTI-ROBOT RESEARCH CENTER
VAULT 0 ARCHIVES
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FORM BARS-401: ANALOGUE CANDIDATE COVER SHEET
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[!] NOTICE: THIS FORM MUST BE AFFIXED TO A PHYSICAL PACKAGE WEIGHING NO LESS
THAN 1.2 LBS. DIGITAL TRANSMISSIONS WILL BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT.

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SECTION I: APPLICANT IDENTIFICATION (CARBON-BASED PERSONNEL ONLY)
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FULL LEGAL NAME: _____________________________________________________________
KNOWN ALIASES: _____________________________________________________________
MAILING ADDRESS: _____________________________________________________________
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PREFERRED TELEPHONE (ROTARY PREFERRED): (_____) _____-________

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SECTION II: POSITION DESIRED (CHECK ONE)
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[ ] LEAD PREDICTIVE FABRICATOR (Div. of Predictive Panic)
[ ] SENIOR INFOGRAPHIC ALCHEMIST (Div. of Visual Manipulation)
[ ] AUTOMATED LAWNMOWER THREAT ANALYST (Div. of Tactical Hardware)
[ ] PRINT PRODUCT USELESSNESS COORDINATOR (Div. of Tangible Artifacts)

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SECTION III: SUBMISSION METHOD & VERIFICATION
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TRANSMISSION METHOD USED:
[ ] Pneumatic Tube / Bonded Courier
[ ] Suburban Dead-Drop (Vehicle ID: _______________________________________)
[ ] Physical Hand-Off at Public Symposia (Received by: ____________________)

PAPER WEIGHT VERIFICATION:
[ ] Certified 280gsm Heavy Cardstock or Higher
[ ] Typewritten via Mechanical Ribbon (No Digital Sans-Serif Fonts)

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SECTION IV: AFFIDAVIT OF NON-SYNTHETIC ORIGIN
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I hereby swear under penalty of immediate statistical erasure that I am a 100%
biological human entity. I have never operated as a smart appliance, automated
lawncare unit, or predictive algorithm. I understand that my application will
be evaluated based on unvetted statistical potential and analogue formatting.

APPLICANT WET-INK SIGNATURE: ___________________________ DATE: ________________
(Must be signed in fountain pen or grease pencil. Electronic signatures VOID)
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