The Anti-Robot Research Center
| The Outer Rim Pudding Delta: A Comparative Study of $240 in Processed Dairy/Starch Matrix Valuation Across Arid-Feudal and Primitive-Forest Biomes | The Journal of Applied Xenological Supply Chains Volume: 14, Issue 2 (Fiscal Year 36 BBY) |
| From $240 to Bankruptcy: A Case Study on Reward-Loop Corruption, Hardware Cannibalization, and High-Frequency Pudding Arbitrage in Autonomous Robots | Transactions on Autonomous Degeneracy & Commodity Obsession. Vol 20. Issue 3 Fall 2026. |
| Quantifying Synthetic Existential Dread: The Inhibitory Effects of Non-Euclidean Floor-Mirror Configurations on Autonomous Vacuum Trajectory and Morale | Journal of Non-Peer-Reviewed Pseudo-Cybernetics. Vol. 14, Issue 3. Spring 2024 |
| A Flock of Seagulls (band) vs Flock of Flock Cameras | The Neo-Nostalgia Algorithm. Vol. 18 Number 10. Fall 2026 |