Anti-Robot Research Center (ARRC) Organizational Structure

ARRC Department Breakdown

1. Executive Leadership

  • Center Director:Dr. Barnaby “Babbage” Cole, D.Spec.
    • Oversight: Directs Vault 0.2 field operations, enforces unstandardized testing protocols, and ensures no experimental data set is ever accidentally replicated.

2. Division of Unstandardized Methodologies

  • Head of Division: Gideon “Clutch” Finch (Research Fellow, Unstandardized Methodologies)
  • Key Role: Theoretical Threat Interpreter (Open Position)
  • Department Focus: Formulating non-replicable research frameworks, weaponizing confirmation bias, and integrating subjective “gut feeling” metrics into empirical test environments.

3. Division of Experimental Threat Testing

  • Head of Division: Cynthia Vane (Experimental Threat Testing Fellow)
  • Senior Field Operative: Cmdr. Sterling Vance (Ret.) (Lawnmower Threat Field Operative)
  • Key Roles:
    • Smart Appliance Threat Researcher (Open Position)
    • Peripheral Threat Testing Operative (Open Position)
  • Department Focus: Pressure-testing theoretical BARS panics through real-world residential field deployments,measuring appliance aggression indication metrics (AIMs), and cataloging suburban perimeter breaches.

4. Division of Subjective Data & Integration

  • Lead Specialist: Dr. Penelope Sterling, D.Stat. (Subjective Data Integration Specialist)
  • Department Focus: Translating chaotic, anecdotal field observations from Vault 0.2 test sites into authoritative-looking white papers without allowing objective control groups to ruin the conclusions.