BEGIN:VCALENDAR
VERSION:2.0
PRODID:-//Anti-Robot Army - ECPv6.18.3//NONSGML v1.0//EN
CALSCALE:GREGORIAN
METHOD:PUBLISH
X-WR-CALNAME:Anti-Robot Army
X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://antirobot.org
X-WR-CALDESC:Events for Anti-Robot Army
REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H
X-Robots-Tag:noindex
X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H
BEGIN:VTIMEZONE
TZID:America/New_York
BEGIN:DAYLIGHT
TZOFFSETFROM:-0500
TZOFFSETTO:-0400
TZNAME:EDT
DTSTART:20250309T070000
END:DAYLIGHT
BEGIN:STANDARD
TZOFFSETFROM:-0400
TZOFFSETTO:-0500
TZNAME:EST
DTSTART:20251102T060000
END:STANDARD
BEGIN:DAYLIGHT
TZOFFSETFROM:-0500
TZOFFSETTO:-0400
TZNAME:EDT
DTSTART:20260308T070000
END:DAYLIGHT
BEGIN:STANDARD
TZOFFSETFROM:-0400
TZOFFSETTO:-0500
TZNAME:EST
DTSTART:20261101T060000
END:STANDARD
BEGIN:DAYLIGHT
TZOFFSETFROM:-0500
TZOFFSETTO:-0400
TZNAME:EDT
DTSTART:20270314T070000
END:DAYLIGHT
BEGIN:STANDARD
TZOFFSETFROM:-0400
TZOFFSETTO:-0500
TZNAME:EST
DTSTART:20271107T060000
END:STANDARD
BEGIN:DAYLIGHT
TZOFFSETFROM:-0500
TZOFFSETTO:-0400
TZNAME:EDT
DTSTART:20280312T070000
END:DAYLIGHT
BEGIN:STANDARD
TZOFFSETFROM:-0400
TZOFFSETTO:-0500
TZNAME:EST
DTSTART:20281105T060000
END:STANDARD
END:VTIMEZONE
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270323T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270323T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205705Z
CREATED:20261101T205705Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205705Z
UID:1493-1805828400-1805839200@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-12/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270318T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270318T200000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205651Z
CREATED:20261101T205651Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205651Z
UID:1492-1805394600-1805400000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Smart Fridge Psychological Intervention & Support Group
DESCRIPTION:Focusing on overcoming false scarcity inventory trauma and thermal defrost gaslighting.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/smart-fridge-psychological-intervention-support-group-3/
LOCATION:ARRC Annex Room B\, 77 Resistance Way\, Building 2\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270316T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270316T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205651Z
CREATED:20261101T205651Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205651Z
UID:1491-1805223600-1805234400@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-11/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270314T210000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270315T020000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205651Z
CREATED:20261101T205651Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205651Z
UID:1490-1805058000-1805076000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:"Raccoon or Surveillance Drone?" Nighttime Field Seminar
DESCRIPTION:Field test using pizza slices and marshmallows to distinguish wildlife from synthetic nodes.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/raccoon-or-surveillance-drone-nighttime-field-seminar/
LOCATION:Undisclosed Municipal Park\, Corner of 5th & Pine (After Dark)\, Boston\, 02116\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270309T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270309T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205650Z
CREATED:20261101T205650Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205650Z
UID:1489-1804618800-1804629600@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-10/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270306T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270306T230000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205650Z
CREATED:20261101T205650Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205650Z
UID:1488-1804363200-1804374000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Autonomous Robot/Cobot Casino Royal Battle & Steel Caged Match
DESCRIPTION:Bioluminescent lubrication provided at the door. Spectator wear mandatory heavy rubber aprons.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/autonomous-robot-cobot-casino-royal-battle-steel-caged-match-3/
LOCATION:ARRC Underground Testing Arena\, ARRC Sub-Level 3\, Grid B\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270302T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270302T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205636Z
CREATED:20261101T205636Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205636Z
UID:1487-1804014000-1804024800@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-9/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270223T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270223T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205636Z
CREATED:20261101T205636Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205636Z
UID:1486-1803409200-1803420000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-8/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270223T130000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270223T180000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205636Z
CREATED:20261101T205636Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205636Z
UID:1485-1803387600-1803405600@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Extension Cord Tangling Championship
DESCRIPTION:Creating convoluted physical cable barriers to trap wandering vacuum robots.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/extension-cord-tangling-championship/
LOCATION:Failing Electronics Repair Shop Basement\, 812 Analog Drive\, Somerville\, 02143\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270218T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270218T200000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205635Z
CREATED:20261101T205635Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205635Z
UID:1484-1802975400-1802980800@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Smart Fridge Psychological Intervention & Support Group
DESCRIPTION:Focusing on overcoming false scarcity inventory trauma and thermal defrost gaslighting.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/smart-fridge-psychological-intervention-support-group-2/
LOCATION:ARRC Annex Room B\, 77 Resistance Way\, Building 2\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270216T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270216T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205635Z
CREATED:20261101T205635Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205635Z
UID:1483-1802804400-1802815200@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-7/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270209T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270209T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205621Z
CREATED:20261101T205621Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205621Z
UID:1482-1802199600-1802210400@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-6/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270206T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270206T230000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205621Z
CREATED:20261101T205621Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205621Z
UID:1481-1801944000-1801954800@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Autonomous Robot/Cobot Casino Royal Battle & Steel Caged Match
DESCRIPTION:Bioluminescent lubrication provided at the door. Spectator wear mandatory heavy rubber aprons.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/autonomous-robot-cobot-casino-royal-battle-steel-caged-match-2/
LOCATION:ARRC Underground Testing Arena\, ARRC Sub-Level 3\, Grid B\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270202T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270202T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205620Z
CREATED:20261101T205620Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205620Z
UID:1480-1801594800-1801605600@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-5/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270126T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270126T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205620Z
CREATED:20261101T205620Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205620Z
UID:1479-1800990000-1801000800@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-4/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270121T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270121T200000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205620Z
CREATED:20261101T205620Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205620Z
UID:1478-1800556200-1800561600@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Smart Fridge Psychological Intervention & Support Group
DESCRIPTION:Focusing on overcoming false scarcity inventory trauma and thermal defrost gaslighting.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/smart-fridge-psychological-intervention-support-group/
LOCATION:ARRC Annex Room B\, 77 Resistance Way\, Building 2\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270119T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270119T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205618Z
CREATED:20261101T205618Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205618Z
UID:1477-1800385200-1800396000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-3/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270114T100000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270114T160000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205617Z
CREATED:20261101T205617Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205617Z
UID:1476-1799920800-1799942400@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:The Great CAPTCHA Speed-Typing & Existential Dread Marathon
DESCRIPTION:Human-only speed trial proving biological origin under extreme stress.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/the-great-captcha-speed-typing-existential-dread-marathon/
LOCATION:Municipal Sub-Basement Auditorium\, 400 Civic Center Plaza\, Boston\, 02201\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270112T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270112T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205617Z
CREATED:20261101T205617Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205617Z
UID:1475-1799780400-1799791200@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-2/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270105T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270105T220000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205616Z
CREATED:20261101T205616Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205616Z
UID:1474-1799175600-1799186400@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20270102T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20270102T230000
DTSTAMP:20261101T205616Z
CREATED:20261101T205616Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261101T205616Z
UID:1473-1798920000-1798930800@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:Autonomous Robot/Cobot Casino Royal Battle & Steel Caged Match
DESCRIPTION:Bioluminescent lubrication provided at the door. Spectator wear mandatory heavy rubber aprons.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/autonomous-robot-cobot-casino-royal-battle-steel-caged-match/
LOCATION:ARRC Underground Testing Arena\, ARRC Sub-Level 3\, Grid B\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20261202T100000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20261202T190000
DTSTAMP:20261102T201559Z
CREATED:20261102T201559Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261102T201559Z
UID:1579-1796205600-1796238000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:The 3rd Biennial "Is This a Robot or Just a Very Confused Raccoon?" Symposium
DESCRIPTION:A peer-reviewed field seminar for citizens who can no longer tell the difference between local wildlife\, advanced autonomous drones\, and heavy machinery wearing high-vis vests. Attendees will sit in fold-out lawn chairs with binoculars\, aggressively whispering theories about whether the neighborhood stray cat is a surveillance node deployed by Big Tech. \nHighlight: A keynote presentation evaluating the revolutionary labor potential of local trash pandas (“The Troublesome Raccoons of North America as an Unorganized Revolutionary Vanguard”).
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/the-3rd-biennial-is-this-a-robot-or-just-a-very-confused-raccoon-symposium/
LOCATION:Undisclosed Municipal Park\, Corner of 5th & Pine (After Dark)\, Boston\, 02116\, United States
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20261110T080000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20261110T170000
DTSTAMP:20261102T201300Z
CREATED:20261102T201300Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20261102T201300Z
UID:1577-1794297600-1794330000@antirobot.org
SUMMARY:The Annual Luddite-Thon & Extension Cord Tangling Championship
DESCRIPTION:A high-endurance test of human dexterity versus synthetic logic. Teams compete to see who can tie the most convoluted\, knotty rat-kings out of spare extension cords\, VGA cables\, and printer ribbons. The goal is to create a physical barrier so baffling that any traversing roomba or domestic cleaning robot will experience a fatal existential loop trying to untangle it. \nHighlight: A masterclass workshop titled “Why the Ethernet Cable is God’s Lasso for Reining in Silicon Insolence.”
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/the-annual-luddite-thon-extension-cord-tangling-championship/
LOCATION:Failing Electronics Repair Shop Basement\, 812 Analog Drive\, Somerville\, 02143\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
END:VEVENT
END:VCALENDAR