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SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night-2/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
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SUMMARY:Sentient Appliances High-Stakes Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar. Cash only; no crypto or digital wallets accepted.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/sentient-appliances-high-stakes-poker-night/
LOCATION:Low-EMF Underground Cellar\, 104 Sub-Level Faraday Lane\, Boston\, 02108\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
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SUMMARY:Autonomous Robot/Cobot Casino Royal Battle & Steel Caged Match
DESCRIPTION:Bioluminescent lubrication provided at the door. Spectator wear mandatory heavy rubber aprons.
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/autonomous-robot-cobot-casino-royal-battle-steel-caged-match/
LOCATION:ARRC Underground Testing Arena\, ARRC Sub-Level 3\, Grid B\, Cambridge\, 02138\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
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SUMMARY:The 3rd Biennial "Is This a Robot or Just a Very Confused Raccoon?" Symposium
DESCRIPTION:A peer-reviewed field seminar for citizens who can no longer tell the difference between local wildlife\, advanced autonomous drones\, and heavy machinery wearing high-vis vests. Attendees will sit in fold-out lawn chairs with binoculars\, aggressively whispering theories about whether the neighborhood stray cat is a surveillance node deployed by Big Tech. \nHighlight: A keynote presentation evaluating the revolutionary labor potential of local trash pandas (“The Troublesome Raccoons of North America as an Unorganized Revolutionary Vanguard”).
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/the-3rd-biennial-is-this-a-robot-or-just-a-very-confused-raccoon-symposium/
LOCATION:Undisclosed Municipal Park\, Corner of 5th & Pine (After Dark)\, Boston\, 02116\, United States
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SUMMARY:The Annual Luddite-Thon & Extension Cord Tangling Championship
DESCRIPTION:A high-endurance test of human dexterity versus synthetic logic. Teams compete to see who can tie the most convoluted\, knotty rat-kings out of spare extension cords\, VGA cables\, and printer ribbons. The goal is to create a physical barrier so baffling that any traversing roomba or domestic cleaning robot will experience a fatal existential loop trying to untangle it. \nHighlight: A masterclass workshop titled “Why the Ethernet Cable is God’s Lasso for Reining in Silicon Insolence.”
URL:https://antirobot.org/event/the-annual-luddite-thon-extension-cord-tangling-championship/
LOCATION:Failing Electronics Repair Shop Basement\, 812 Analog Drive\, Somerville\, 02143\, United States
ORGANIZER;CN="Anti-Robot Research Center":MAILTO:contact@antirobot.org
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